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Noob Musket

Model 1887 shotgun utilised by noobs on call of duty modern warfare 2, frequently earning the ire of his fellow gamers due to the rediculous one hit kill range.
Damn cracker-ass mofo just noob musketed my ass!
by EZrudeboi March 7, 2010
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noob guard

On a modern bicycle, the rear gears (called a cassette) are separated from the spokes of the rear wheel by a plastic disc. The purpose is a preventative measure if the chain slips off into the wheel, the spokes are not destroyed; which keeps the rider safer from injury. However, if the limits on the derailleur are adjusted correctly, this should never be an issue. Typically, the plastic discs are removed from a newly purchased bike, else the cyclist will be considered a newbie or noob by colleagues.
Mr. Spandex: "You haven't removed your noob guard yet?"
New Biker: "Isn't it there for a purpose?"
Mr. Spandex: "It's just extra weight!"
by Philip the Water Tank December 31, 2010
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Fake Noob

An individual who plays on a newly created account to play with people way below his/her skill level
I only lost because of that fake noob
by Gee Wizz March 17, 2019
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ben noob

the gayest boy alive that is obsessed with anime boys
wow... he's such a "ben noob"
by juicz January 12, 2020
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noob tower

a structure of at least two blocks tall by which minecraft noobs can escape hostile mobs. usually made of dirt, sand, or cobblestone.
Steve was surrounded by zombies on his first night in Minecraft, and quickly made a noob tower of dirt to escape them through the night.
by vms May 14, 2015
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Skins NOOB

Based on the british tv show skins and all there wild parties
a skins noob is someone who in the middle of a party will say
"OMG its like skins "
to which everyone will look at that person and will then be beaten down.
aka michael fowler
"shit,man this parties sick "
"yh man its like a skins party"
"i cant actually beleive u just sed that u fucking skins noob"
by Jdawgthecool March 24, 2009
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mega noob

Mega noob is a really big noob.
Mega noob is a word a guy in my class made up.
by not a noob100 April 19, 2016
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