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Carl Cuddles

Highly effective remedy to the common (and less common) cold.
Available typically on the East Coast of Australia in the Sydney region.

Proven to reduce cold and flu symptoms up to 75% upon application.

Limitations, however, include effectiveness to only beautiful tiny dancers named Rebecca.
This has proven frustrating to the rest of the female population, but the said Rebecca in question doesn't seem to care.
Rebecca felt much better after her Carl Cuddles.

All the other girls wish they had Carl Cuddles, but they're just going to have to deal with it.
by CBrom85 February 27, 2021
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Carl

Looks like Hitler, but his name is Carl and he likes black women.
Carl has safe political views on Jewish people
by Sarconious Balboney December 1, 2025
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Tree-fucking Carl

A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.

Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.
"Get your kids inside and lock the doos! It's Tree-Fucking Carl!"
by Read it! July 9, 2025
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Carl kid

The first name of a child that goes by there middle name because who would call a kid Carl?
Person: Hey Carl!
Carl kid: That isn't my name.
by puf_doge November 6, 2020
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carl

The smartest guy in school and a good friend.
person 1: that new guy is really smart!
person 2: yeah he must be a carl
by chingchongyouhaveasmalldong October 15, 2019
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Carl Johnson

Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.
Show yo' colors, fool.
Carl Johnson is just cj
by helloworld2911 April 12, 2023
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Carl

They whitest shade of pale a human can achieve
Brah, that snow is straight Carl
by Carl from San Diego February 19, 2022
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