by Mythicburger December 11, 2019
Get the Takeshi 69mug. Terminology apparently used by Sony 'trollls' during the late 1990's as an insult to the Nintendo 64.
The Pretendo 69 is total ass, it ain't got shit on the Playstation!
Joe: "In response to all the the Sony trollls who call the Nintendo 64 the Pretendo 69, I urge everyone who's sick of this to refer to the Sony Playstation as the Phony Playshitstation
Joe: "In response to all the the Sony trollls who call the Nintendo 64 the Pretendo 69, I urge everyone who's sick of this to refer to the Sony Playstation as the Phony Playshitstation
by TractorJacked November 5, 2022
Get the Pretendo 69mug. When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex
Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
by Doomguy44 May 18, 2023
Get the Catch-69mug. India cricket legend. Well known for falling just 5 wickets short of a 5-for at Lord's and almost getting a tonne at Headingly before his marathon innings was cut short by the interventions of misguided stewarding staff.
Jarvo 69 would have stopped the Indian batting collapse if those stupid stewards hadn't carted him off!
by zchatm8 August 28, 2021
Get the Jarvo 69mug. by ZND June 17, 2022
Get the rocket 69mug. by analbeads4lyfee January 2, 2011
Get the 69 Dicktipmug. When 2 people, preferably a guy and girl, have 69 with the girl on the bottom. When he jizzums, he turns around in a sitting position with his butt on the girl's face. Then he wipes his asshole on her face to her chest, make route 69.
by OWF March 16, 2005
Get the route 69mug.