Going for a Johnathon

Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself

Back in a few, just Going for a Johnathon

by Nighter April 03, 2018

going full wolf

1. When a person drops everything and goes wild. Usually accompanied by screeches and howls.
2. Extreme furry sex.

1. Jessica was going full wolf when she found out Jimmy was cheating on her with Sarah

2. My furry neighbours had sex yesterday. It sounded like they went full wolf

by CorsicaMallet April 18, 2018

Go commit alt f4

The second worst way to kill someone, second to go commit lego step.

Saying this will cause the user to get instantly teleported to the shadow realm and all of their files will close.

person 1: You suck
person 2: Go commit alt f4
person 1: (Dead)

by Go commit alt f4 November 29, 2023

Just let it go man

Conciliatory phrase used to show a bro some love.

Person A,

I’ll be back in a minute, I’m gonna take a piss

Person B,

Just let it go man

by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024

Just let it go man

Conciliatory phrase used to show a bro some love.

Person A,

I’ll be back in a minute, I’m gonna take a piss

Person B,

Just let it go man

by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024

going dummy

a pick-up strategy for opening in which the man admits an absurd flaw and follows with an endearing request for acceptance (credit: Jeffy, RSD).

Going dummy opener: "hey. I'm fucking retarded.... Will you be my friend?"

by InDemand February 02, 2008

Go To Wal-Mart

An excuse used to go masturbate

Hey guys I have to Go To Wal-Mart
Oh ya sure "Wal-Mart"...

by walmartguy April 13, 2011