Depression jack

A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.

I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle

by DanTheWan August 12, 2023

The Jack-Zone

This is the darkest pits of the friend zone. Once you are put in there, you will never return.

"Lily put Jason in The Jack-Zone."

by Lilza_09 August 19, 2023

Dirty Jack Young

Dirty jack young is when you fist your sister while wanking in a Spanish classroom then after you finish you spread your cheeks and force your sister to give u a rim job

I did a dirty jack young yesterday

by Kayz_sexyguy August 31, 2023

Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work

Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a crazy lunchtime work jack.

by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024

Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work.

Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a lunchtime work jack.

by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024

doing jack

if someone is doing jack, they are doing nothing. they are lazy and can't be bothered to do anything. it also means if someone can't be bothered, or they dont want to put effort into something.

person a: "where's tony, he needs to do his homework!"
person b: "idk, hes probably doing jack on the couch."

by gopro7reekal September 22, 2023

Siena Jaccarino

Siena Jaccarino from staten island is such a mood.Wish i was her fr.She is mostly known for going to is24 and many people hate her,but mostly everyone thats close with her likes her.She is a takis addict.

"Yo siena Jaccarino is here"
"oh nah hide the takis"

by emma jade 118 December 12, 2023