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jackday

the same as a weekday except spent jacking off.

Jackday's are spent usually watching porn (or whatever gets you off), regular tv or movies, gaming, chatting, texting or surfing the net. To be considered a full fledge jackday one must not have any direct human contact for more than 1 hour in a 24 hour period.

to have an EPIC jackday you must have at least 8 sessions within the 24 hour period of your jackday.

if you only have 1 session, that is lame, and not considered to be a jackday!
oh dude, i couldn't stop thinking of fucking samantha i needed a total jackday! if it wasn't for my 'rents coming home it woulda been totally EPIC
by jackask September 4, 2012
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Jackson Bence-Collin

An absolute specimen of a human being, the ultimate king. He is the chode of all chodes, some call him King Chodus.
Guy #1 - Woah, that guy is such a chode.
Guy#2 - Yeah, thats Jackson Bence-Collin.
Guy#1 - What a chode!
by Wrangle August 8, 2018
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Jacked Jesus

Jacked Jesus is like Jesus but is short and stronger around the height of 5'3, if he flexes on you, you will disappear into dust in an instant, like being thanosed, he is too strong some people say but they are right!
Jacked Jesus: *Flexes*
You: *Disappears*
by The Priest Logan December 10, 2019
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Jacksonsexual

I can't stop staring at pictures of Jackson Avey I must be Jacksonsexual
by Grey's anatomy 17 January 4, 2021
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willie jackson

"Look, there goes Willie Jackson"
by junebug January 3, 2005
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Leon Jackson

Leon Jackson is the 4th winner of X Factor in 2007, he had 1 album and 3 singles but sadly he was dropped and whats worse he didnt even know about it until he read about it in the newspaper.
Leon Jackson is a brilliant singer and didnt deserve to be dropped :(
by user2242 October 7, 2010
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swagger jacked

To steal one's swagger; copy or imitate actions, saying, or personal habits
Justin just swagger jacked Jon's sayings
by notDerekorCraig November 3, 2011
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