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“Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”

The complete package of alpha dog. Anytime someone asks you if you can do something hard—hit them up with this punch-line. Your peers will know what the fuck is up.
Stephanie: “Hey, Jordan you big Jew-nosed, egorgian bitch, can you even bench 100 pounds.”

Jordan: “Urghhh. I don’t know.”

Stephanie: “What about you, Dalton?”

Dalton: “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”

Dalton proceeds to bench 300 pounds since those with kung fu that is best can do such acts
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80's Baby 

A person that was born to crack addicted parents, during the 80's.
Messy Marvmentions to be an 80's baby.

Friend1:Ay breh when were you born?
Friend2:Man im an 80's baby.
80's Baby by L1$$4 November 22, 2011

kiss the baby

To give a woman oral sex. To eat her out.
Jarred loves to kiss the baby!!!
kiss the baby by kyle knapp April 11, 2007

Furry baby 

A furry baby is slang for a womans vagina, i assume you can understand where the furry comes from.
MAN: OH HAI DER DIDJA HEAR ABOUT WOMANS VAG?
WOMAN: OHYEAH DER ITS NICE N HAIRY
MAN: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THAT IS ONE FURRY BABY!
Furry baby by Furry baby snatcher November 24, 2009

accident sh*t baby 

Dude gets a chick pregnant. (They was just meant to be "fooling around" after a night out on the town). The kid's an accident. Chick pushes so hard when trying to have the kid that she sh*ts. Accident sh*t baby.
Yo you know my boy Matt? Yeah, he an accident sh*t baby.
accident sh*t baby by BloodyMurda January 18, 2008

turtle baby 

A word used to replace any noun, usually with some affection and positive/neutral.
"Wheres the remote? Oh, theres that little turtle baby!"
"Let me try one of those turtle babies!"
turtle baby by Courtney Hume April 8, 2007

Jigar Baby 

A medium-size brown male with nice sideburns.
Yous a Jigga baby, but how dumb is you? Jigar Baby
Jigar Baby by Jon Wing December 29, 2007