Help Wanted

Help Wanted is first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. It aired on May 1, 1999, and it's plot revolves around SpongeBob joining the Krusty Krab.

The official SpongeBob channel has uploaded Help Wanted onto YouTube. Give it a watch.

by The Chicken Didn't Die in Vain September 13, 2021

Anglin' for Wanglin'

To try to get into one's pants. To go fishin' for some dick. Used for men and women who are trying to get into another man's pants.

" ;) " "You are totally anglin' for my wanglin' "
" Baby, what are you doing tonight :) " "Stop anglin for my wanglin grandma.." "You are anglin' for wanglin' my darling"

by D to the Garing March 30, 2010

do you want to die

the sassier/classier form of the popular phrase "fuck off"

can be used anytime someone around you needs to be taken down a peg due to aggressive or hostile behavior or inappropriate/unwarranted sass

you can exponentially increase the sassiness of this phrase by using it against someone in their own home

Friend A: "Man it must suck to be as ugly as you."

Friend B: "Hey Carl. Do you want to die."

by MarinIsExtra March 30, 2017

Brown's Big Wanger

Brown's Big Wanger is so big that when he turns left it swings like a flail, knocking everyone out of the way. It contains the power of 1000 Wangers combined into one.

Brown's Big Wanger broke my ribs today when he turned to talk to me.

by dablord107 April 21, 2019

Cheeky Wank

British slang for jerking off (aka squeezing the snake).

She did not want to have sex, instead she sent me out for a cheeky wank.

by Big Sexy 4 March 3, 2010

social wanking

Pleasuring yourself to people you have added as friends or friends of friends on social networking sites.

Dude, I haven't been able to leave my house for days because of the pics people have posted of the bikini party and I have been social wanking all day.

by Satthew Manders October 29, 2009

wanlodica

It is a kind of instrument u need when u have music lesson in LSC. The teacher is named Wan Lo( Wan 佬).

A reminder: his breath stinks!!!!

A: Play wanlodica?
B: Nah. Wan lo is such a loser.

by Jasondepro November 15, 2018