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U-ber Turn 

A sudden unsignaled U-turn or three-point turn by a rideshare driver across a double-yellow center line (or where otherwise prohibited,) usually during rush-hour traffic, performed without regard for common sense, nor safety, nor inconvenience of oncoming or following traffic.
My Uber driver made an illegal U-ber turn in the middle of Main Street at 5 P.M., so I only gave him 4 stars.
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what a real turn on 

used to describe something or someone that "turns you on" aka makes you horney af , thas can be many different things for different people.

ps. if furrys turn u on I hate you
wow look at her what a real turn on
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Booty U-turn

Discretely hanging a 180 to check out the butt of a hot girl that just passed you.
Damm. I had to see what that girl's ass looked like so I pulled a Booty U-turn.

tables the turn 

A term which means to have the your power over someone flipped for you to become the powerless. This is humorous variation of "turn the tables" made to subvert expectation by flipping the order of words around, creating an absurdly worded sentence. Alternatively, the past tense of this phrase is "the turns have tabled"
I had enough of bossing me around, now it is me that tables the turn.

Hallway U-Turn 

When you realize you've gone the wrong way, but don't want to seem cringe so you turn around after pretending to have received a message from someone. Typically accompanied by exasperated sighing, grumbling, and checking your phone to really convince everyone around you.
All day I kept screwing up my directions, to the point where I was making a bunch of hallway U-turns. It was so embarrassing.
Hallway U-Turn by pharmashawarma September 26, 2022

I would turn you in 

If you kill someone, I would turn you in !
I would turn you in by Zulufly December 4, 2022
Sexual Position, primarily for the male sex. The act of inserting your own personal genitalia within one's anus.
1.) "Sometimes I just want to fuck myself."

"Yeah it's called a u-turn."

2.) "Stacey stood me up tonight, so I took a u-turn."
U-turn by macattacklawl October 9, 2009