farmer dykes

A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.

I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year

by Adzybayor August 14, 2023

pussy farmer

I little bitch who tries to act cool but really is scared. Someone who also attempts to dress "dope", uses slang words that out of date.

Wow! That pussy farmer is wearing fucking chains everywhere.

by JimmyJames22 September 2, 2016

The farmers tan

The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth

“Jaime got the farmers tan the other day”

by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020

quince farmer

a farmer of quince's (homosexuals)

Person 1:hello
Person 2:hello
Person 1:im a quince farmer
Person 2:ok

by Awesome11111 October 14, 2009

Farmers League

A term to describe a league that, usually, only has a single team winning it every season.

“Man, Haaland is gonna turn the Premier League into a Farmers League.”

by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023

Point Farmer

Someone who posts truckloads of juicy internet content (memes, videos, etc) to get internet points in return.

Those meme channels are big point farmers!

by Based Cow December 4, 2021

farmer bread

A human or being that’s from or is a landowning truck driving mullet having country being that is in a suburban neighborhood .

Tanner’s always working on his truck rather than going golfing with us. He’s farmer bread for sure

by weenygenie July 13, 2021