flip-flop of douchebags

The collective noun for a group of douchebags; cf. gaggle of geese, school of fish.

I was standing at the bar, and in walks a flip-flop of douchebags.

by Skelebone Jones October 18, 2008

dinkey flop nuggets

1) A set of extremely floppy nuts, preferebly being a smaller size than normal.

2) When a extremely tiny turd is hanging from the butthole, and you have to wiggle your butt and squeeze your cheeks to make it fall into the toilet, much like a dinkleberry.

If I'm going to sleep with you, you've better have a real pair, not just some dinkey flop nuggets...

by davedavedavedavedave March 26, 2009

australian flip flop

The act of humping your hand instead of doing an arm motion while masturbating

I had a forearm cramp so I had to do an australian flip flop

by scoot82 April 19, 2010

Flip Flop Swap

An opportunistic theft usually occurring at public venues in which patrons must be barefoot - The most common of these being American waterparks. As patrons approach the lazy river, they naïvely place their pool shoes in unattended cubbies, where rational people presume they will remain over for the next 15 minutes. Upon exiting the ride however, the flip flop swapper will with a slight of foot and a cool head, exchange his mediocre less desirable flip flops for a complete stranger's more appealing, yet highly questionable footwear.

"That was a lot of fun. Lets grab a burger before we hit the wave pool."

"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."

by Dontdothat May 17, 2012

flop em jalopems

A pair of fat breasts that hang so low that when you fuck the girl who has the hanging tittles that they shake like flipping flapjacks.

Joe: Ms. Ploof has a pair of pancake tits. I fucked her last night for A's all through high school and they made me sick when they shook.
Frank: Oh dear god. You fucked Ms. Ploof our principal and saw her flop em jalopems? Why didn't you kill yourself?
Joe: Because I'm going to be a straight A high school student.

by oh guess who mother fucker February 26, 2007

flop glop

Menstrual effluent. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

#1 Don't go down on a chick when she's on her period, or you'll get flop glop all over you.

2# I went down on a chick last night and got flop glopped.

by The Master Shake June 20, 2007

Beer Flop

When you wear flip flops to a party, but someone spills beer on them, making them sticky for the rest of the night.

"Could this night get any worse? I've been walking around for an hour with Beer Flop, and now I have to go walk my drunk friend home!"

by jhersh May 16, 2009