End Table Ass

an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of

chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM

by jeffreymotherfuckingtakeover May 06, 2008

glass table girls

party girls. girls that aren't averse to snorting cocaine

song by the weeknd

I wanna party with some glass table girls tonight

by harrietandrose February 04, 2015

Enchantment Table

language used by gods

Charlie: yo did you hear that one kid?
Brent: yea he was speaking enchantment table. he must be a god or something!

by BigGayDaddyIsHereToEatYourFeet October 21, 2019

Knights of the Round Table

A group of individuals so closely knit that they are known simply as "The Knights". When the group is together, preferably at a round glass table, together they partake in the lush activities that encompass consuming cannibus. This small group of people that come together day in, day out to enjoy the fruitfulness of marijuana's treasure share a deep bond closer than even that of any molecular bond. They are inseparable. They are the Knights of the Round Table.

Hey, did you guys see the Knights of the Round Table last night? I wish I could be them, they have harnessed the true meaning of life together.

by jesusshuttlesworth69 October 29, 2012

rainbow table tennis

Where two homosexual men play ping-pong with their cocks until one ejaculates and then the other one has to suck his cock with the ping-pong ball in his mouth at the same time. For professional games contestants wear colored condoms. This game usually involves a rabbits head, a dogs foot, and alot of Astro-Glide. To start the game "referes" hold a playgirl magazine and yell "players start your engines".

Sigfried: Like OH EM GEE La' Foul like me and Roy played a game of underground rainbow table tennis .

La' Foul: Wow who won?

Sigrfried: HA he can't handle his dick... he didn't hit it once. But then again no one really loses.
*winks and then they have rough butt sex*

by jelly filled dick July 05, 2007

devoured the whole table

When someone slays too much and ate the whole table because they left no crumbs.

Girl 1: "Oh my god, girl, you devoured the whole table!"
Girl 2: "Aww, thank you! Sometimes I slay a bit too much."
Girl 3: " I wish I could slay like that. :("

by Hello3333 August 16, 2022

Table Max Wager

A wager placed with 100% confidence. Most likely on a line the Bookmakers have missed, allowing the player to have the edge.

So last night Sportman nailed the Books with a Table Max Wager on the V Tech/G Tech game under 40.5

by Mr Falcone November 12, 2007