Soft sock

An anomily in places where males coexist. Especially dorms.

"Does anyone have a soft sock I can borrow?"

"Sorry all my socks are standing upright, proping up broken furniture with missing wheels and pegs, or being used as paper weights."

by DDealer February 10, 2008

Soft Pocket

a soft spot in a tree which is rotten can also be used to define the female genitals

i put my dick in a girl's soft pocket

by jonny64325453645238 October 17, 2010

soft triangle

The name of a beautiful womans soft silky vagina.

I love you Alicia, I can't wait to spend some time with your soft triangle tonight

by nurseladyface April 15, 2014

Softcockalitis

As prevalent as the common cold. Typically this disease strikes one (or more) athletes in a group of friends.

Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
Ditching work outs,
Cutting work outs short,
Significantly improved creativity for excuses.
Once this disease has been contracted it can take weeks, or even months of dedication to training in order to overcome.

Why did he miss our run this morning?

Oh, he's got softcockalitis again.

by MysterC March 27, 2015

UwU soft bøi fangirl

A girl who typically likes yaoi and has purple hair or green hair, they watch markiplier and jacksepticeye and ship them together they call ftm people “soft boi’s” because they think it’s a compliment but it’s not they are also probably a furry and named there fursona something like shadow,glitch, forest, spring, Asher or skylar and they are probably into gatcha and then hit your back 100 times in choir because they are mean >:(

Your in the hall and your friend says “hey did you see skyler she such a uwu soft bøi fangirl”,, and you say “yeah she called my a soft bøi it made me feel gross”

by Chagworp June 10, 2019

soft-on

From having a hard-on to being turned off by something sexually and having it go floppy..

'I was ready to go, then i saw her hairy minge and i got a soft on...'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

Soft Detroit

The misheard lyric in Journey's song "Don't Stop Believin". While the real lyric is "South Detroit", many drunk college girls can be seen at the bars on a Thursday or Friday night with one hand on a beer and another as high as they can get it screaming this incorrect lyric.

"Just a city boy, born and raised in soft Detroit!" screamed the drunk college students. "Haha, what the hell is soft Detroit?" replied some less drunk college students.

by MSU Steve February 7, 2010