sidewalk surfing

Riding a skateboard, designed as a means of transportation

Example:

This guy: Those pigs are always fuckin' with me just 'cause I board.

That guy: Dude, happens to me all the time

This guy: What bitches. It makes me want to put a 187 on those doughnut munchers

That guy: Chill out bro, let's do a bit of sidewalk surfing. We can fuck with 'em while we're at it

by freeleigh May 27, 2006

About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

by Brammo September 24, 2006

butthole-surfer

1. A band name.

2. A person who violates another person with their kundalini either intentionally or by accident.

Dude, you're such a butthole-surfer!

by ButtRogers October 1, 2008

surfer dude

(1) a dude who spends his days on the beach seducing innocent girls. Surfer dudes are very tanned, good at BBQ cooking, and must have a good body.

Ladies: SWOON. I'VE JUST FALLEN IN LOVE. I WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS BEACH
Surfer Dude: Helllllllooooo Ladies (Winks and approaches)

by kaitface August 1, 2009

butthole surfer

1. A tape worm.

2. Well known weird garage surf band.

Looks ath the cover of "Indendant Worm Saloon" by the BHS

by monkiki February 25, 2005

counter-surfing

This is a habit of medium-to-large dogs in standing on their hind legs to see what is on the kitchen counters.

Don't leave that twinkie on the counter. If Fido goes counter-surfing you can kiss it goodbye.

by Geek Girl October 1, 2004

Sperm surfers

Sandals you wear in the shower

nice sperm surfers, dude

by Burzerk June 11, 2006