Definitions by kaitface

surfer dude

(1) a dude who spends his days on the beach seducing innocent girls. Surfer dudes are very tanned, good at BBQ cooking, and must have a good body.

Ladies: SWOON. I'VE JUST FALLEN IN LOVE. I WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS BEACH
Surfer Dude: Helllllllooooo Ladies (Winks and approaches)

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a crazy asses idiot who does stupid things on a regular basis. They never learn. Are almost certain to do the SAME idiotic thing at loest 78 times.

Person 1: WTF! That CRAZY MOFO has broken my garden fence 78 fucking times!!
Person 2: Yeah well, what do you expect?

Crazy Mofo by kaitface August 1, 2009

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