Steve Bruce

Useless fat wanker. Couldn’t win his mother’s love nevermind the Championship.

Jon - “Did you eat all the pies?”

Dave - “Do I fucking look like Steve Bruce?”

by Cracker of a bloke February 12, 2019

Steven stobierski

The literal definition of retarded

Friend 1: I got 5/45 for my maths paper
Friend 2: Are you a Steven Stobierski?

by ooft mate February 17, 2019

Steinerize

Spending an exhorbant amount of money on something that is detrimental to one self.

Leroy steinerized himself by replacing his perfectly good eyeballs with sold gold ball bearings.

by Richard Whistler May 5, 2019

Steven-Hole

A gay man's broken butt-hole. A place so dark and dirty that not even Satan-himself would go there. The anus that nightmares are made of. Usually covered in copious amounts of warts and possibly some puss oozing from random infections in and about the anus.

I drunkenly took this random twink home last night, ready for some hot a sweaty action only to find out he had a nasty blown out Steven-Hole.... Night ruined!

by FloppyJunk May 20, 2019

Steve the imposter

a person who pretends to be the best-man at the wedding, but in reality he was just the sidekick

Steve the imposter fraudulently gave the best-man speech this weekend

by Chefdrozzy September 3, 2019

Steven

Like every people, all Steven's are different in their character but they tend to share one or more things to each other. They can be sporty, or an introvert, or a complete study nerd, etc. The most common characteristics I think they share with other Steven's are that they are (in their own way) funny, can make people laugh intentionally or unintentionally , weird, talkative, protective, emotional, a good leader or a good team mate, and supportive, clingy, and sometimes be dumbfounded and cute. Their common negative (and some positives) characteristics of themselves is that they can be reckless, tend to hide their pain rather than confronting it, tend to put others first a lot which consequences them for their experiences, hot headed, and maybe even become mentally unstable due to all the stress coming to them (some Steven's tend to yawn to hide their pain in which tears appear from their eyes, claiming they "are tired"). Whilst it is good to be best friends with them, you got a be aware of their mental and social wellbeing, if you feel something is wrong with them or know that are going through horrible circumstances such as the death of the loves ones, be sure to make their day feel better. Some Steven's may even explode with their hidden feelings they have been keeping for a long time, especially to those they feel attached to.

He is such a Steven

by Matthew KJ September 22, 2020

Steven Dionicio

He is Mr Rainbow Kiss and he is most notably known for his “17” Snapchat story post which amassed a crowd of supporters.

Adam: Yo bro I’m 17 let’s rainbow kiss
Jessica: LMFAOOO just like Steven Dionicio

by Jkhmuuu January 28, 2021