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squirt jerk

the man rapidly fingers the women until she ejaculates onto the mans hard penis, and then proceeds to jack him off until he finishes.
Benton: Hey Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: oh mia and I are gonna have a nice squirt jerk session.
by benton69 August 4, 2017
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Squintch

Derived from Prince Edward Island, Canada ; to squintch is to snuggle / cuddle with another person in a non-sexual, but may lead to more. *wink wink*
"Come squintch me, bitch"

"My parents though we were upstairs doing it, but we were just squintching"
by gingerprime August 7, 2017
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Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.
Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.
by womb raider August 9, 2017
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squirt stains

Craigs bed was covered in kaylas squirt stains.
by Oxdaman October 27, 2017
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squirt turd

I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.
by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018
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squilikeliketive

A term used by the YouTuber Dawko to describe a moment that goes by that is less than a full second.
He only gave me a squilikeliketive second to get the door closed!
by TheEleventhDoctorsFez February 14, 2018
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SquintyTurtle

He is the SquintyTurtle
by SquintyTurtle May 26, 2018
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