The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.
After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2009
the man rapidly fingers the women until she ejaculates onto the mans hard penis, and then proceeds to jack him off until he finishes.
Benton: Hey Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: oh mia and I are gonna have a nice squirt jerk session.
Bob: oh mia and I are gonna have a nice squirt jerk session.
by benton69 August 5, 2017
When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
by catfabulous January 18, 2017