Squid

Someone who is annoying, tactless and down right retarculous.

"Alison, did you see that? That guy just pulled out in front of me. I totally had to slam on my breaks to avoid a major accident. Unbelievable, what a Squid!"

"I can't believe it. Jillian and I were supposed to get together for lunch today, and she completely blew me off! I knew she was a Squid.

by Brook Powers May 8, 2006

squidding

Tickling the anus of another in a surprise attack motion, using your fingers much like the thentacly motion of that of a squid.

Please don't start squidding me again.

by squidpants May 11, 2007

Squid

Made popular by Japanese Adult videos, a female is said to "squid" when she is fingered to the point where she can no longer control her body, releasing body fluids. The naming of this action of squirting of urine, cum or both is comes from a squid shooting it's ink.

Did he make her squid?

Yes, she shot all over!

by RuTang December 18, 2009

squidgets

Pulsating lady parts

While heavy petting my gf, I noticed her lady parts were pulsating. Heavily. No joke it felt like a lubed-up human heart down there. She had a mad case of the squidgets.

Synonym: wet lady boner
Antonym: blue balls

by psydekik March 15, 2013

poking squid

Slang term for female to give manual pleasure to herself during well-lubricated state.

I came home early from work to find my wife poking squid in the kitchen.

by Nathan Phillips September 18, 2008

Squid

Underage boyfriend, a general description for any pre-teenage or teenage boy, skinny and gangly, with friendly hands and arms, who is dating your teenage daughter.

Squidward is on the phone for you! Which one? I don't know,I think it is the squid who took you to the movie last week.

by Bettina December 11, 2008

squid ass

squid ass
anyone or anything walking biking, roller blading, scootering, diving, crawling, selling blood, or drugs on the street/sidewalk/pavement. Generally you would yell it at them from your vehical as you driveby.

LF:"FA fat ass, SA squid ass."

Taylor Swift talking to Dennis Lynn: "I just ran over 5 squid asses with my black hummer 3rd series."
Dennis:"ShoundsH like a buncha shquid ashes to me! MONROE DOCTRINE!"

by Dennis Lynn June 14, 2008