Razor Blade Fidget Spinner

what I am the equivalent of.

i am the equivalent of a Razor Blade Fidget Spinner

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

swing a spanner

To work as a mechanic or mechanics apprentice. Not to be confused with the useless fuckwits in admin who like to use the saying to describe writing with a pen.

Ask Bob to fix your car, he can swing a spanner properly

by King Tony December 17, 2020

1000 Degree Fidget Spinner

OMG

1000 Degree Fidget Spinner

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

Blue tongue spanner

An Australian colloquialism for an oxy acetylene torch used to cut metals.

Can't get the bolt off Bob, I'm going to have to use the blue tongue spanner

by Mykemyke February 28, 2022

The Clancy Stunner

When a girl sits on your face and you roll your tongue around her prolapsed booty hole in a clockwise motion

Adam gave ole girl The Clancy stunner! She was disgusted

by Peremy Jope March 11, 2022

Norwegian Nostril Spunker

When you spunk into someone's nostril/s, causing them to release a snot rocket and spew it all back out.

Frank: gave my a girl a norwegian nostril spunker yesterday it was messy
my girl: true

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

by inniiit March 13, 2014