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Spanish announce table

The table where the Spanish announcers sit that is almost always broken during a WWE Pay Per View. The breaking of the table has become a running joke amongst wrestling fans and is seen as an "unspoken tradition" of Pay Per Views and hardcore matches.

The most notable occurrence of this was at the King of the Ring PPV in 1998 when Mankind was thrown off of the 20 foot high Hell in the Cell by the Undertaker and crashed through the table below.
"Bob tried to borrow money from me again"
"Man, that guy is broke more often than the Spanish announce table"
by JLB237 December 16, 2013
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Spanish Dip

a position used in sexual intercourse. It is just like grinding only with more hip movements.
I used the Spanish Dip on Lauren last night.
by Jason Wheeler September 22, 2007
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spaniel

A synonym for the vagina, esp. when used in reference to doggystyle.

Coming from Scene I of A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare, in which the lovestruck Helena tries to woo the disparaging Demetrius with the following passage:

And even for that do I love you the more.
I am your spaniel; and, Demetrius,
The more you beat me, I will fawn on you:
Use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, strike me,
Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave,
Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
What worser place can I beg in your love,--
And yet a place of high respect with me,--
Than to be used as you use your dog?

The term is meant to illustrate a situation of submissiveness, and as such, can be used as either a term for the vagina, or by the common use of synecdoche, to refer to a woman as such, similarly to "pussy".
Ex 1: Hey, I'm just tryna go to the club to get down and maybe get some spaniel tonight.

Ex 2:
Person A: Hey, I saw you last night with that girl, is anything going on with her on that long-term tip?
Person B: Naw, I just hit it and quit, definitely just some spaniel.
by BrowseMonkey October 23, 2011
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spanish panther

is an undefinable source of wisdom; his legend preceeds him. he is the dark turtle.
the spanish panther's ora has healed millions.
by shnarf May 26, 2008
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Spanish Fruit Company

When women go topless on the beach for the enjoyment of fruit connesurs arround the world.
Comes in all forms from Big Juicy Mellons, Knocking Coconuts, Conference Pears, Tangy Oranges and Ripe Bananas!!! - V. Tasty
There was a great selection thanks to the Spanish Fruit Company!

She must work for the Spanish Fruit Companies mellon division.
by Marmalade Master13 October 20, 2009
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Spanish moss

The pubic hair of an elderly ho, which is often moldy, greenish in color, and infested with crabs, lice, brown recluse spiders, beetle larvae, maggots and other living and dead organisms. The aroma given off from Spanish moss is overwhelming and can sometimes be fatal.
Doctor: Nurse, come in here please! I can't place a catheter in this patient!

Nurse: Why not, Doctor? Is there too much Spanish moss around her twat or something?

Doctor: Maybe so. Would you give me a hand on this one??

Nurse: Sure, doctor. Let me put on some gloves and I'll see if I can make my way through that Spanish moss. Pee-ooo!


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There was an old whore from the Azores,
Whose cunt was so covered with sores;
That the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat,
That hung from festoons on her drawers.
by Rob Porter January 14, 2009
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spanish pk3r

A no namer who is a skilled hybrid pker, however you will commonly find him one iteming or nigerian ranging at bounty hunter. He is known for doing random things which can vary from holding fake drop parties to forming nazi signs from flowers at edge bank. While he may be a low level he is not to be taken lightly.
Hybrid #1: Wow get that nigerian ranger off me
Hybrid #2: Wow is that spanish pk3r again?

Tank #1: Wow look at this level 109 nub I think i'm going to fight him with my smite on.
Tank #1: Oh wow I got ddsed for a 38-38
by spanish pk3r March 16, 2008
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