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Shitty Shake Down

To Excrete Fescies During Sexual Intercourse While Your Partner Is Experiencing A Seizure.
John Arrived At His Girlfriends House with a strobe light and three bran muffins.Before the night was over he knew his girlfriend would be the proud recepient of a Shitty Shake Down.
by LE & SJ™ January 11, 2009
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shitty hitler

Its when you smear shit on your upper lip resembling hitler's mustache.
I gave this bitch a shitty hitler last night and she freaked out for some reason
by char88 January 18, 2009
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shitty little cunt

a person of such low substance and intellect that the word cunt or any combination of using the word cunt does not qualify.
i was going to marry that shitty little cunt until she ran off and fucked one of my best friends right before moving in with him.
by slapnuts208 August 9, 2009
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Shitty Finger Wipe

A Shitty Finger Wipe happens when you're taking a massive shit on the toilet and when you're finished and go to wipe your ass, you accidentally miscalculate your finger placement on the toilet paper and end up smearing fresh smelly fecal matter onto one of your fingers as well as half of the toilet paper. Usually the Middle or Ring finger.
My girlfriend was horny one night and tried sucking on my middle finger as to turn me on, hinting towards a nice blowjob. After a quick suck of my finger, she made a disgusted face and proceeded to pick a single kernel of corn that tasted like shit out of the back of her throat. I had eaten corn two nights ago. Must have happened from a Shitty Finger Wipe that I failed to notice after I took a shit.
by ShitSpatulaEater June 12, 2014
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sithy

An action or thing possessing the qualities of a Sith, i.e. emanating from the dark side.
Abusing the waitress like that was a sithy thing to do, but he had had it with her attitude.
by Vatu June 25, 2018
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face sitter

A girl who is so ratchet, yet pristine, that she sits on men's faces rather than simply fucking them
That chick is a fancy slut, she's just a face sitter!
by Mikeho October 7, 2013
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sifty

A very dodgy person indeed. The kind of person who lurks in backgrounds, dodgy eyes, the works...
by MattyP April 18, 2005
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