cable rage

The incomparable rage that one feels when dealing with the cable company, when they repeatedly put you on hold for 20 minutes then cut you off, when they cancel a reapir visit after calling your office number to confirm a 7 am visit to your house when you told them to call home, when they tell you to stay home from work for an 8 hour service window because they can't accomdate your weekend request for a month.

Similar to road rage but perhaps a bit less likely to be lethal.

I am in serious cable rage after dealing with those monoploy shitheads at the cable company for the 5th time in the past two weeks. If I could get my hands on some of them right now, ther term 'going postal' might be replaced by 'going cable'.

by Michael Levitan April 4, 2008

Rage Life

v.) To live life to the fullest. Raging life could be floating through powder, blazing a downhill trail or lost in the moment at your favorite concert, any experience that activates the soul and brings you to the present moment.

Him: What'd you do last weekend?
Her: We had an epic weekend of shredding dirt and raging life in Moab!
Him: Huh..?
Her: When you rage life, your life IS the party.

by livinlavidapura December 8, 2015

rage cleaner

A person who cleans only when they are pissed or can't find something

George is such a rage cleaner. He only cleans when he can't find something he's looking for.

by thoseboysmom April 17, 2013

fortnite rage

When a fortnite player like ninja gets very angry at some little boy that killed them

I’m about to fortnite rage if I die to a default

by oofoofoofisay February 23, 2019

Mask Rage

A violent encounter that begins when someone completely loses their mind over someone not wearing a mask in public where social distancing is difficult to maintain.

Mask Rage incidents escalate quickly when the person not wearing a mask, demonstrates their complete lack of human compassion by coughing or sneezing.

Yes he is still in the hospital recovering from the injuries he received in a Mask Rage incident at the Golden Corral.

by ruhcaknevets May 13, 2020

crysis rage

the most deafening sound that you can imagine. this happens very often in a typical crysis match, where one gets extremely frustrated and soon after explodes into a crysis rage. anyone within 10,000 km will die a painfull bloody death. a crysis rage is 10 times more powerful than a nuclear explosion. usually after the rage, rage spit covers the surounding area of the rager

what is that deafening sound?

just browny having another crysis rage

by THEULTIMATEFLUBBYBEAST June 23, 2011

song rage

When a person hears a song that they dislike so much that they become enraged and possibly go off on a tangent ranting why the song is so horrible. Usually occurs when different generations of music and people come in contact with each other.

Guy 1: Dude I was listening to some Kanye West yesterday when my dad walked in.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: He went into a song rage and started yelling about what a shit artist Kanye is.
Guy 2: Oh.

by Marshall Sm1th. April 29, 2014