promise

It’s something you promised and you can never break your promise ever! 💖

I promise to never ever leave you! 🥺

by promise you December 31, 2020

provost

Short for a "professional vost". A vost is someone who sucked the right cock or is "of the right persuasion" to get where they are in acafuckindemia. The position pays the equivalent of a senior executive in the real world that is responsible for a balance sheet in the tens of millions and is the ultimate example of the "Peter Principle" on steroids. Their shag ass salary is funded by the millions of students/parents going bankrupt because of their student loans while trying to get degrees to better themselves in the real world. Each year, Professional vosts also get to take a minimum of 3 (but no more than one per month) "SLoD FuB's" (Student Loan Debt Funded Boondoggles) flying first class & staying in luxury in places around the world to meet with & spew their bullshit with other equally vomitous vosts & their minions, while those funding the "lifestyle of the vost & famous", delve ever deeper into debt & depression and, due to the lockdowns by Gov. Meatball & the like, can no longer be assured of a barista opportunity after graduation to pay off those loans that got them that finance degree or the absolutely useless liberal arts degree.

That provost doesn't have time to meet with the astronomically overpaid professors this week because another SLoD FuB trip is in the offing.

by SHEER EXPOSURE January 7, 2021

promise

It’s something that you make up for. But never ever break.

I promise to never ever leave you.

by promiseyou February 3, 2021

Promise

A promise is not simply a word or a meaningless action. A promise is a logical oath to something. And if you break that promise than you lose all trust with a person. A pinky promise is something far greater and a pinky promise should only be made as if you are putting your life on that promise.

I promise you i love you more than anything

by Rrrrre February 10, 2021

Provinstricable

Making your friends look up a word.

Not a real word; a word used in the place of any adjective to confuse your friends and have them go look it up.

EX: hey bro, look at that provinstricable chick across the street.

by joey55857 March 24, 2021

Promiscuousquality

To be promiscuous with someone. 🦍

You, me, Promiscuousquality

by Someone who’s right March 27, 2021

Promise

A word meaning you will do something when/if you say you will do it or to some people (one direction) words that mean nothing to you.

Promise☺

(Ofc this is a joke tho , love the boys and as long as they r happy it does matter)

by Sjbdajxb April 9, 2021