Pooper Snooper 

When some one takes a crap on a glass coffee table and you lay underneath and watch.

After giving her a ShockerSanchez, she got on the table and gave me a Pooper Snooper!

Pooper Snooper by Dcraig1217 December 11, 2010

Poopercut 

The cut one receives on an asshole after an extremely painful bowel movement; usually results in bloody stools, awkward walking, and seat shifting.

Dude! Quit eating all those nuts, or else youre going to get a poopercut and you know grandpa hates giving up his donut.

Poopercut by smellyelephant July 28, 2011

Pooper Snooper 

A person who snoops at poop in the lawn. Most likely dogs but possibly humans to. They like poop, pee, and vampires nuts. If you ever meet a pooper snooper you will probably get poop chucked at you. Never get to close you could get buried in poop!

Hey did you see that pooper snooper sniff that turd!?

Pooper Snooper by Tlp<<33333 November 3, 2011

Pooperbating 

To defecate and masturbate at the same time.

Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.

Pooperbating by GAJ&RS April 2, 2015

Poltershite

When someone has a smelly bowel movement that lingers.

Hey man you left a poltershite in my bathroom!

Poltershite by Pizzadrog July 11, 2015

polterglitter 

Natural phenomena experienced transcendently in the form of a glistening load of afterlife- A special variant of ectoplasm, exercised erotically in the supernatural world.

When he awoke, he found blood and polterglitter all over the bathroom stall.

polterglitter by lunarmoffs July 21, 2017

Poomergency

3, 2, 1 - poo

Give me the keys, I have a poomergency!

Poomergency by MageOfSorts July 26, 2017