Pooner Scale

A scale used to determine how many harpoons it will take to bring down women of various sizes.

"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"

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Poomer

A dumb arse generation of snow flakes with no brain cells

Snowflake says ‘Ok boomer’
Adult says ‘ oh shut up you poomer

Poomer by moffstarr March 16, 2020

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A poggers girl is a female who displays pog like attributes such as attractiveness, quirkyness, and anything one might describe as pog.

Person1: Omg poggers girl, shes so hot and quirky.
Prson2: And haters, don't get blocked!

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Whenever something is Pog or Pogger can be used as an adj., n., or verb.

"Dude that was such a Pogging Pog-Champ."
"I know dude I was Pogging the whole time!"
"Poggers, bro!"
"Poggers!"

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a person who takes a large shit on the party decorations also see party skidmarks

Andrew, that piglet, was a party pooper all at Chucky Cheeses .

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A member of the elite indoor cricket team, the "pooners" fomed at Lakeland SHS in 2007.

"Guys i heard that Mitchell is a pooner" or

"Travis, Sam, Joel, Riley, Brett and Mitch are all pooners"

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He was such a pooner he never left the bicycle shed

pooner by Anonymous January 7, 2003

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