Read a book

A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.

"Don't go in the bathroom. I just read a book."

"I'm gassy. I have to read a book"

by Vbui717 June 9, 2014

book check

1) In school hallways, someone pushes your books to the ground, calling a "BOOK CHECK"

2) When you drop a book.

"Stephanie just gave Russell a Book Check!"

by Steph and Russ January 9, 2008

the burn book

The burn book is usually created by the popular clique in school, roasting and gossiping (mostly) about everyone that gets in their way. But it can also talk about some new, hot guys at school, juicy stories, and all those fugly sluts there is today. Here's a tip: DON'T trust anyone with your secrets, and you most likely won't get in the Burn Book history. (SAYS NO ONE)

the Burn Book is made up of everyone in the school, saying nasty things about everyone's private life.

by Cassy.Sulli April 12, 2017

nookie book

a publication with porn (ie playboy, hustler...).

My mom found all my nookie books and she made me burn them! Can your older brother get me some more nookie books?

by the best luca August 19, 2007

yellow book

Chinese slang for erotic literature. Basically a porn book. Like a playboy.

Dennis owns a little yellow book.

by Jael November 4, 2019

Mastur-book

When you use pictures of women in bikinis on Facebook in order to masurbate. Often times done at work where the porn sites are blocked.

Guy 1:Hey, I'm gonna go Mastur-book in the bathroom.

Guy 2: To who?

Guy 1: Lisa. She just added some super hot Panama City pics.

by yamitl May 14, 2011

Red Book

A book or notebook that a person keeps their dark and/or graphic thoughts, plans, fantasies, or records in, usually having to do with self harm or suicide

1"I've been cutting myself again, I need to write that down in my red book"

2"I am going to plan my suicide, I should write my ideas in my red book"

3"oh man, I hope my mom didn't find my red book, she'll know all my suicidal thoughts"

by Maia February 5, 2019