Read a book

A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.

"Don't go in the bathroom. I just read a book."

"I'm gassy. I have to read a book"

by Vbui717 June 9, 2014

book check

1) In school hallways, someone pushes your books to the ground, calling a "BOOK CHECK"

2) When you drop a book.

"Stephanie just gave Russell a Book Check!"

by Steph and Russ January 9, 2008

Bog Booking

The art of using Facebook on your laptop or mobile phone while using the toilet. Caution is advised however when doing this as my own mobile ended it's life during a particularly extended bog booking period by attempting to escape through the toilet.

Oh my god I'm so multi talented. I've just been bog booking you for the past hour.

by TheRealDean August 6, 2011

Mastur-book

When you use pictures of women in bikinis on Facebook in order to masurbate. Often times done at work where the porn sites are blocked.

Guy 1:Hey, I'm gonna go Mastur-book in the bathroom.

Guy 2: To who?

Guy 1: Lisa. She just added some super hot Panama City pics.

by yamitl May 14, 2011

nookie book

a publication with porn (ie playboy, hustler...).

My mom found all my nookie books and she made me burn them! Can your older brother get me some more nookie books?

by the best luca August 19, 2007

yellow book

Chinese slang for erotic literature. Basically a porn book. Like a playboy.

Dennis owns a little yellow book.

by Jael November 4, 2019

Red Book

A book or notebook that a person keeps their dark and/or graphic thoughts, plans, fantasies, or records in, usually having to do with self harm or suicide

1"I've been cutting myself again, I need to write that down in my red book"

2"I am going to plan my suicide, I should write my ideas in my red book"

3"oh man, I hope my mom didn't find my red book, she'll know all my suicidal thoughts"

by Maia February 5, 2019