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A phrase you say when you have to
go
poop. The phrase comes from the usual
act
of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while
pooping
.
"Don't go in the
bathroom
. I just
read
a book."
"I'm gassy. I have to
read
a book"
Read a book
by
Vbui717
June 9, 2014
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