sixty nine 

the funniest number lol

i have sixty nine pencils LOL

sixty nine by Dream_69 October 17, 2021

glock nine 

A typical happy go lucky cunt that loves free shit, hates cops and also the law.

Known to only use a glock to execute ones step father.

When drunk, no not approach

sheesh, glock nine... well...

glock is a fuckint bad cunt

or
glock is a fucking good cunt

glock nine by not glock November 22, 2021

glok nine 

could be short, tall, stoned or drunk, either way they are either very grumpy or very happy.

will either ask for a number or a problem.

could be rich could be poor, dependant on whats available at theift shops that week.

that cunt glok nine tagged my mail box, again

glok nine by not glock November 22, 2021

lying nine 

v. Having an obscene advantage. Originally a Canadian ice-curling term but now a popular Aussie expression.

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Move your bishop up a few squares mate! You’ll be lying nine and guzzling a frozen festive in two shakes of a wallaby’s snake.

lying nine by gnostic3 December 20, 2021

Sleepsty-Nine

Sleeping position similar to spooning, but in a 69 position where each person’s head rests atop the other’s knees.

Your breath smells worse than your farts, let’s sleepsty-nine.

Sleepsty-Nine by Trail5Crew March 7, 2022

Shitsty-Nine

When y'all are in the middle of eating each other out synchronously and one shits on the other's mouth.

We was in the middle of it and she Shitsty-Nined me bro, it was nasty!

Shitsty-Nine by 69SaladTosser69 June 21, 2022

Shitsty-Nine

When y'all are synchronously eating each other out and one shits in the other's face/mouth.

We was having a great time last night until she shitsty-nined me, shit was nasty!

Shitsty-Nine by 69SaladTosser69 June 21, 2022