When going to Boy Scout camp, the older scouts have to initiate new underlings into the troop. Thusly, they perfrom a "Moose Massage" which involves lying the recipient on their stomach, climbing onto their body, and humping their ass while wildly gesticulating in the air with your left hand. No not your right. Repeat back and forth motions until the underling moans like a moose, which signifies he is a true Boy Scout.
Hey Evan, come to my tent.
Alright Jason, what are we gonna do?
Get down on the fucking ground bitch!
Whaa..
Time for your moose massage bitch!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw! Ridem cowboy!
NGHGNGNGHHGGBN!!!!
Ok your a Boy Scout now.
Alright Jason, what are we gonna do?
Get down on the fucking ground bitch!
Whaa..
Time for your moose massage bitch!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw! Ridem cowboy!
NGHGNGNGHHGGBN!!!!
Ok your a Boy Scout now.
by Joe Kee April 30, 2007
by Devin taylor May 28, 2004
by theKingfisher October 21, 2004
N. The split bulge in a mans pants caused by wearing jeans that are too tight. More often than not, these jeans are manufactured ny Wrangler.
by Craig October 28, 2002
To get disrespected, screwed over, or otherwise shafted by a moose knuckler, scarecrow, schmohawk, fudge knuckler, eagle beagle, or sludge muffin.
I get no respect around here and I'm sick and goddamn tired of getting moose knuckled by a bunch milk faced, apple rapping, mud suckling scarecrows.
by cackage mcpackage December 24, 2009
When a man's clothing is so tight that his testicles are clearly defined in his clothing. Thus, it causes what looks like moose tracks.
by Martineeeee August 05, 2008
A moose knuckle is equivalent to a camel toe on a woman, only on a man. It is when a mans testicles are pulled up tight and/or high and separated by the seam in their pants causing the appearance similar to a moose knuckle. Called thus because larger than sister equivalent the camel toe
by Ansoberry November 05, 2010