Definitions by theKingfisher

mph 

1)The abbreviation of `My pussy hurts`, describing a guy who is too lame to do anything as cool as drive to the store for beer. I mean right now, man, I`m dry.

2)The state or condition of being an ass pirate. We need beer now!

Hey man, let's go sailing in this hurricane.
Not today, I've got MPH.
Whatever, cockgobbler.

mph by theKingfisher October 21, 2004

moose knuckles 

what a camel toe becomes when it grows up

Damn she left a bruise on my face when she hit me with her moose knuckles.

moose knuckles by theKingfisher October 21, 2004