spilt milk

Something mildly bad/unpleasant which has already happened, and nothing much can be done about. Usually referred to in the context of "stop crying over spilt milk".

"so you stuffed up a bit, stop cryin over spilt milk"

by robbo May 28, 2004

man milk

jiz juice

I milked him till I got a mouthful of jiz juice.

by fraterg May 11, 2003

Birthday Milk

Milk that comes from a carton that goes off on your birthday.

kip: oh nice one, this is my birthday milk
Pa: ya wont be sayin that when you drink it on your birthday

by PaMcD January 29, 2009

Milk Bucket

Anytime you pull out and blast your milky load into her belly button filling it full of jizz.

I didn't want to knock her up, so I pulled out and gave her a warm milk bucket.

by Titanium NT December 2, 2009

milk the dumper

(1) the act of defecating so strenuously that you cause yourself to become sexually aroused.

(2) manual stimulation of the anal sphincter

That burrito caused me to milk the dumper.

by PumpkinRex October 19, 2010

milk thistle

The end of the penis where ejaculate appears to drip from after a man finishes is called a milk thistle.

A friend of mine recommended I give Julia a go, as he was quite impressed by the work she did last night on his milk thistle.

by whinoleum May 14, 2011

Milk Shitter

Homosexual who shits cum.

Sanchez is the biggest milk shitter I've ever met.

by Chodey McSnatch August 3, 2015