You know you're from Marin County when...
- It's a bigger deal to come out as a
Republican than to come out of the closet.
- Your parents make $120,000 a year, yet you're still considered middle class.
- You know the difference between Thai, Vietnamenese, Chinese, Japanese, Cantonese, and Korean food.
- Left is right and right is wrong.
- Your typical weekend night is spent in a hot tub...
- ...or driving around looking for a party.
- You can't walk into Comforts without seeing at least two
people you know.
- None of your friends are around over
school breaks because they're either off in Europe or Hawaii, or spending time up at their Tahoe homes.
- Every
car at your
school either has a bumper sticker for Kerry 2004 or one with the name of a prestigious college...or both.
- The hippy crowd at your
school makes up the majority of the
school'
s population.
- There are more hybrid cars at your
school than there are black
people.
- You have been stopped by cops for being out past curfew.
- Parties are consistently broken up by 11.
- You know the difference between a Cabernet and a Sauvignon Blan...before you turn thirteen.
- You spent your Saturday nights as a seventh grader at Bar and Bat Mitzvah parties.
- You hear the words snow and blow and immediately think about
MC.
- You've been at In 'n Out until closing...more than once
- You regularly eat at vegan or organic restaurants
- You have to cross a bridge to find something to do past 10 o'clock
- You play Texas Hold 'Em regularly, and never buy in for less than $20
- You can't imagine going to college parties and having to drink cheap ass beer for once
