Loose Trousers Syndrome,
Usually affects male ages 15-19 when they come locked in an environment where there are few females worth shagging. The symtoms are a loss of the ability to distnguish the foin grls from the iight grls, overbearing horniness which usually results in the viewing of pornography, and humping any (ANY) chick that will. This disorder can be prevented simply, make all the goblins-gremlins-skeezers-chikenheads-ducks and all other groups of buttface women stay indoors from 6pm-11pm (the freaks come out at night). If you do indeed show signs of any of these symptoms , plan for an extended stay in Palm Beach, Florida; the beautiful women shud raise your standards.
Usually affects male ages 15-19 when they come locked in an environment where there are few females worth shagging. The symtoms are a loss of the ability to distnguish the foin grls from the iight grls, overbearing horniness which usually results in the viewing of pornography, and humping any (ANY) chick that will. This disorder can be prevented simply, make all the goblins-gremlins-skeezers-chikenheads-ducks and all other groups of buttface women stay indoors from 6pm-11pm (the freaks come out at night). If you do indeed show signs of any of these symptoms , plan for an extended stay in Palm Beach, Florida; the beautiful women shud raise your standards.
by Pieces May 13, 2005
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Paul, being a founding member of the LTNM, failed to see the futility of supporting a failed political candidate.
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Get the LTNM mug.A batch in the area of tulse hill in the london borough of lambeth in southwest london, LTH are the wettest side of tulse hill and regularly lose members to their opps. theyre neeks who get bullied by Uptop and Wano and C1 is the biggest victim when he got whacked of his ped by wano ones
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Girl: hes from LTH
Boy,: oh how did u know hes a neek
Girl: hes from LTH
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Get the LTH mug.an acronym for Long Titty Syndrome. When a lady's milkers aren't measured in cups, but with a tape measure instead.
"Veronica took her bra off last night at the party... looked like a fruit by the foot! She had LTS so bad"
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