Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.

Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once

by penisshakes October 09, 2024

Flash train-logic

The concieved notion that you can accomplish anything, simply because it is required of you in that moment. Even if you have no background of doing this or there's been no setup for you being able to do this in the past.
Basically a lousy way to explain away a Deus Ex Machina.

As seen on the Flash:
The Flash somehow manages to get a train to vibrate at the same speed he is, so that the train goes through some rubble in the road.
Later:
Kid Flash: "How did you do that?"
Flash: "Because I had to."
Me, watching the show: That's some Flash train-logic right there!"

by BoxerJoe June 02, 2017

Shawn logic

Extremely contradictory logic including lies joke funny comments eventually the truth is told

Gingers often have shawn logic

by the-fail July 08, 2011

Logicity

noun
1. The logic behind something.

2. The credibility of a thing.

Checking for logicity

by Felicity Gummy November 24, 2020

Salem Logic

The logic of thinking about a subject for an extremely long time, to the point where you question your own sanity.

“man i hate being wrong”
“man just use salem logic”
“omg man you’re right”
“#salemlogic”

by C0CkB1t3r December 21, 2021

danny logic

When you make stupid decisions with stupid logic that make absolute no sense.

“Hey, I got yelled at by the teacher and I told on you because you made me get in trouble” - Student
“Oh my god that’s such Danny Logic” -Student

by Danny Decheeto September 24, 2020

logic dive

A minigame used during class trials in the video-game series Danganronpa

I keep dying in this logic dive!

by JoeMama170 April 17, 2023