Knight

Knight is a good friend, but sometimes he acts like he's on crack, and can be pretty weird, but he is very cool

bro, did u hear what knight did the other day

by ELITE DESCIPEL KIRITO June 18, 2020

tha knows

"tha knows" is an expression typically used in Yorkshire slang, corresponding to the more common "you know".

Friend: "What have you been up to lately"
Me: "The usual, work and stuff, tha knows"

by brigister December 15, 2013

Mega Knight

A legendary card in the evil game Clash Royale. People who use this card consist of the scummiest pieces of shit the world has ever seen. This card is so overpowered that even cards such as Elite Barbarians and the Royal Giant aren't even close to being overpowered compared to this bastard.

"How did you know I was retarded, gay, and a piece of shit?"

"It was easy, I saw the Mega Knight in your deck."
"Oh that makes sense."

by ThePumpkinGhost March 31, 2022

Ion Even know

Ebonics. Slang way of saying I don't know when you are completely clueless without any idea of what to say.

If you goin 80 miles and hour, how long would it take you to go 80 miles?

Bruh. Ion even know.

by The Mils Edition September 14, 2016

Swiss army knife

A handy multi-tool

"This Swiss army knife is a multi-tool. It does everything nature requires!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

White knight

A white knight is a man who will go to great lengths to defend women, whether they are attacked physically, verbally, or sexually. In fact, it does not matter if the woman is attacked at all. They will ditch their own best friends, hit people, or say things they never would elsewhere, just to "protect" that woman. White knights come in all shapes and sizes.

White knights are generally men with seriously low self esteem issues. They are also sexually depraved, and have never had a girlfriend or any female attention for that matter. They use their white knightry as a last ditch attempt to get laid and/or "prove" their worth to society. Usually socially awkward people who tend to live in fantasy worlds, and will brag about their "heroic deeds" and "manliness" in every conversation with people. Tend to identify as women supporters or feminists, but could not be further from the truth as all they do is reinforce the idea that women are weak.

Hated by true feminists and men's rights activists (MRAs) alike.

Examples of white knights:
1. A guy and a girl are walking in a mall. They start to argue, and the guy suddenly grabs the girl's hand.
"Let go!" The girl yells.
Suddenly, a random stranger appears out of nowhere.
Stranger: "You coward! How dare you touch a woman! Don't you know hitting women is cowardly and unmanly?"
*punches guy*
*guy retaliates, beats the shit out of stranger*
Girl (slaps stranger): "Idiot! He's my boyfriend. Why don't you go mind your own fucking business?"
*girl and guy walk out*

2. A bar
John yells at a girl: "How dare you cheat on me? Fuck you, you bloody whore! Bitch!"
A random guy comes in
Random guy: "How dare you use such words for my beauty? Take that." (Beats John up)
Girl: " Aw, how romantic!"

(To another guy) "Come on honey, let's go!" (Both walk away)
John: "man, get a life. These sluts don't give a shit about you."

3. Chris: "Come on Paul, you know me and Thomas were never there at the party. Caroline is lying."
Paul: "No, shut up. I know you liars. My sweet Caroline cannot lie."
(To Caroline): "Don't listen to these women hating scumbags. I know you are always right."
Caroline: aww!
Thomas (to Chris): "man, Paul is such a loser and a white knight."

by dfvnk October 1, 2018

knoif

also known as knife, but pronounced the way Crocodile Dundee would say it.

"You call that a knoif? That's no knoif... (pulls huge knife out of pants) THIS is a knoif!"

by houuuuuuuuuse February 25, 2008