Captain Jack Syndrome 

A disease where a character in Doctor Who repeatedly dies yet continually, through a series of events, comes back to life.

'I think Arthur Darvill's character, Rory, might have Captain Jack Syndrome'

Captain Jack Syndrome by Doctor Maxwell February 5, 2012

just jack it january 

Similar to Destroy Dick December, Just jack it January entails that the individual must only "jack it" (Masturbate) with his/her (Gender Inclusive) free time. The challenge begins as soon as the little hand strikes 12 on January 1st. Many in the past have considered it to be a group activity as it begins on New Years day when many individuals are with friends and family.

Arjun: Man I'm so tired from destroy dick december
Diana: Get ready for round 2, a.k.a Just Jack It January!

just jack it january by J_A_D_G April 21, 2018

gorilla jack 

A last resort life or death self defense move against any male entity. The Gorilla Jack. You simply grab him by the penis, squeeze tight, and hammer away!

This man wouldn't quit harassing me so I Gorilla Jacked his ass!

gorilla jack by @MastahBetta November 14, 2020

JackSucksAtLife 

A big boy youtuber who seems to also be a thief.

Reported crimes:
Stolen KSI’s diamond play button.
Stolen Skeppy’s gold play button.
BE CAREFUL!!

“Hey look, there is JackSucksAtLife!”
“Run! Don’t go to him! He will steal your channel!”

JackSucksAtLife by BigBoyCarson August 6, 2020

Jacksonville Beaver Pelt 

shaving a very hairy woman's vag and then using the pubes to weave a hat or any other article of clothing for style or warmth

Dude, I made a sweet Jacksonville Beaver Pelt sock out of this hooker's pubes yesterday. It's stylish and warm.

Jacksonville Beaver Pelt by Big Hot Carl December 9, 2008

Swagga Jacka 

A person who steals someone elses swagger or style, ideas, jokes, or flow.

50 Cent is a swagga jacka because he steals Tupac's rhymes.

Swagga Jacka by Hollywood17 August 4, 2007

Jack Bauer Shower 

Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.

Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"


Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."

Jack Bauer Shower by MathKills February 10, 2009