Hard Floppy

an uncercumcized erection

Wow! You deffinitely have a hard floppy don't ya?

by michelle June 10, 2004

A Hard Charger

A person who throws caution to the wind and relies on their adrenaline (and/or alcohol and drugs) to make decisions.

That guy about to base jump is a hard charger.

by PKP Hard charger November 09, 2009

hard as a snarbuckle

Newfoundland slang given to something edible that is really difficult to chew.

Aunt Mary baked some bisquits. I did not have the heart to tell her they were as hard as a snarbuckle.

by The Gewfie Newfie January 19, 2011

hard slog

A difficult task or job

Moving this pile of bricks will be a long hard slog

by boopdogg June 15, 2008

Hard Bard

a phrase used to describe a small penis getting a boner

"Hey look everybody! He's got a hard bard!"

by Good4nothing January 02, 2007

Hard Marshmallow

A person who tries to be tough like their gangster brethren, but fails because they are just too white.Typically referring to white males between the ages of 14 and 17 who walk around with a limp because their pants are so low.

Friend: "Oh look at that white kid walkin' with his sagging pants, trying to be a G.

Me: "I know, he's such a hard marshmallow."

by Khazzy June 27, 2013

Hard-Fi

Indie-rock band who, nevertheless released two decent albums, have to point out in every song that their home town of Staines is nothing less than a full-on conflict zone where you fear for your life while working in shit shops. Also responsible for some desperate lyrics in "Suburban Knights"*

*"Suburban days, they last so long/Each shop and office, we sing our song" - Hard-Fi's single of 2007

by chemicals and steel December 03, 2007