SAH hamster

a tie with the 2nd coolest in the whole wide world

shes no izzy but shes right there with c saw so she must be a SAH hamster

by omar May 1, 2004

Obese Hamster

A girl named Carolyn

She is an obese hamster

by TheNonObeseKat May 22, 2009

saucy hamster

When a man shaces off his pubic hair and shapes it into a hamster then injects his seemen into and a girl eats it

Baby that saucy hamster last night was delicious

by xXDwBXxD May 13, 2011

Yawning Hamster

Synonym for a bad looking Vagina.
Used in awkward social circumstances, in situations that call upon a secondary notion of how totally messed up a woman's vagina is.

Dude, she's got a yawning hamster.

by OllyPearce June 22, 2011

Angry hamster

The above statement is not correct. The angry hamster is when ur in a fight with ur bf. So as a revenge u start sucking off another dude then pretend tot swallow but actually saving his Jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then you walk up to your bf and make out with him.

That bitch didnt get me the extra McRib so I pulled an angry hamster on his ass.

by Carla from dorset April 4, 2017

greedy hamster

A selfish fuckbag who only looks out for ones self interest and prosperity

Brandon screwed the crew over $2.50 on payroll that greedy hamster

by Timmy t-ReX July 4, 2017

Baby hamster face

When a girl who usually wears a flawless full face of makeup goes without any product, usually while running errands, and the contrast is significant. Dark under-eye circles, blemishes, and washed-out looking skin combine with small-looking eyes (from no eye makeup) to create a face like a newborn rodent or "baby hamster face".

She ran to Target in her tattered pajamas, sloppy bun, and baby hamster face because she didn't have time to get ready.

by Whoreganic August 1, 2017