pubic hair

Something on an adult female that is soft, aromatic, and sexy that is seriously absent from modern women.

My wife was no longer as sexy when she shaved her pubic hair.

by Hairy Pussy lover October 17, 2003

hair metal

The worst kind of music thought up by a human being. A disgrace to the word METAL.

Mike: I hate Hair Metal.

Bill: Yea, it sucks.

Mike: Lets go listen to some Iron Maiden.

Bill: Yea, good plan.

by nick cal October 9, 2006

ball hair

these critters tend to get stuck in your teeth after a round of horizontal hokey pokey

Bobby: Hey there. Did you and Billy Bob just get done, well you know...
Lisa Jo: Why? Do I have ball hair in my teeth?

by Tank December 29, 2003

emo hair

The best type of hair ever. it has long hair with banges to like thier nose parted off to the side to cover one eye. its so awesome I wish I chould have but my hairs curly and my mom wont let me get a straightener...dammit...and it pretty much only works with straight hair...

look at that awesiome emo hair

by jwlx December 28, 2005

Hair God

Plural: hair gods

(n) 1. used to describe a Supreme Being responsible for impeccable hair transformation(s) who many praise for approval

(n) 2. an extremely skilled stylist who has mastered the art of hair manipulation

Her hair was so flawless as if it was laid to the hair god

by The Bundle Boutique LLC May 9, 2014

Carpet Hair

Hair that is so matted down with hair products and teasing that it now resembles a carpet.

Ex. Scene kids, porn stars.

1: Ew do you see that girls hair?
2: Yeah, she totally had carpet hair, she should wash that shit.

by Hurry Durry May 31, 2010

FF hair

Fresh Fucked Hair - similar to bedhead; a messy hairstyle caused by sexual bedroom activities. More evident with females.

You can tell she just got some because of her FF hair.

by BobTNelis December 28, 2014