by clownstays_ October 15, 2020
Get the Greg mug.Small, loose strands of hair on the top of your head that won't go down no matter what you do. Many of these strands together make you look like Greg Heffley
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by thrat the greg September 13, 2022
Get the Greg mug.Greg is the father of all. He loves boats, but he loves his children the most.
He is also the most handsome guy to ever exist. He also has the strength and looks of Captain America.
If asked to do a dive roll, will complete one 90% of the time.
If the word "boat" is said, he will look around to see if there is one near.
He is also the most handsome guy to ever exist. He also has the strength and looks of Captain America.
If asked to do a dive roll, will complete one 90% of the time.
If the word "boat" is said, he will look around to see if there is one near.
Person 1: "Woah! That guy is so handsome, honest, and is an absolute DAD!"
Person 2: "Yeah he is a total Greg!"
Person 2: "Yeah he is a total Greg!"
by Ilovegreg123 November 23, 2021
Get the Greg mug.Gregged - Verb - It is when you have been promised that everything is perfect and nothing else is needed. When the actual time comes for what is needed, there was a ton of stuff missing but it is your fault that it is all missing. So when you go back to said "Greg", "Greg" has zero accountability or responsibility but when you fix "Greg's" problem, he will take all of credit for it.
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