Gooch Slapped

To Get Fucked Over or Boned on anything

Dammit! I just got gooch slapped by Wal-Mart.

by Macky T May 20, 2008

Goochy gooching

A little one finger scratch to the gooch of a man looking for a good time or to relive that itch

“Hey my balls are mad itchy”
“Let me give you a good goochy gooching”

by KeelinDeelin April 17, 2023

Gooch Hierarchy

A type of group where each member is ranked in regards to how hairy ones gooch is (hairiest on top, baldest on the bottom).

Dude Willson has the hariest gooch i've ever seen, I bet your bottom dollar that he is the king of the Gooch Hierarchy.

by PubicHairMaster January 17, 2025

Gooch Cheddar

Occurs when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without showering and a thin layer of cheese accumulates between the crack and sack.

This type of cheddar is a close cousin of Fromunda Cheese.

I’ll have the triple cheddar burger, but if Gooch Cheddar’s on the guest list, I’ma pass.

by Ricky Suenos January 19, 2025

lick my gooch

WHEN YOU WANT A REAL NIGGA TO LICK YA GOOCH YFM

LICK MY GOOCH NIGGA

by spotlight ah moonlight ah November 19, 2023

Gooch cracklin

The crust that has accumulated between the twat and anus and has developed a bark like crust!!!

"c.stew"-man I went down on this bitch and she had some gooch cracklin that taste like bacon and bait shrimp!!!

by Shad master October 03, 2020

whole grain gooch

The salty sweat that comes off your nugs after a hard activity and is rubbed off on a potato chip for a tasty snack

Gary whole grain Gooch is just what I needed on my chips when I got home from school

by anacondacot7 January 24, 2016