god

shrek

person: you wish you were shrek
donkey: I know

god. is. shrek.

by hardrockcafe1234 December 4, 2019

God

My best guess is Wifi

religious person,"You can't live without god"

by DoubtlessCar0 March 4, 2017

God

An amazing person that will always forgive you even when done wrong. He loves you for who you are and knows more about you than you even know yourself. He will make you day way brighter than anyone could possibly make it and protects you with his love, kindness. And holieness. He loves us forever and always.

God so loved the world that he gave us his one and only son to die on the cross for our sins.

God loves you always.

The haters of God will never win.

by Fireflies November 15, 2017

God

an immortal being who supposedly watches over all of us, just sits back and watches people on earth as if we're his very own soap opera

What will God think about you doing that? He sees everything you know.

by ZiggyCat November 16, 2020

GOD

The greatest of all. He created the world and everything in it and around it. No one is higher than him. You should always listen to what GOD says. He reigns the kingdom of heaven.

GOD created the world and he told me to live here and have a happy life until I die and hopefully go to heaven which is his kingdom.

by Panda Sparrow July 2, 2017

God

Basically shows those who have faith from those who are too thickheaded to think outside the box.
Contrary to what you believe, more people believe in some kind of higher being than not.

Bill: Do you believe in God?
Jack: No, why should I? Ive never met him after all.
Bill: Have some dam faith

by Alex Kohl September 25, 2005

God

The most famous dude in the world.

God is bigger than The Beatles.

by jules tomato September 13, 2009