Fappetite

Ones appetite for fapping

Oh man, Joe hasn't been laid in 6 weeks. He's got a huge fappetite.

by ohjayzis February 27, 2015

fappersack

When a man is fapping his genitals so hard his testicles begin to bounce.

"My fappersack made a large clapping noise after the slams!"

by XxSwagXxxX June 6, 2015

fappersack

When a man is fapping his genitals so hard his testicles begin to bounce.

"My fappersack made a large clapping noise after the slams!"

by XxSwagXxxX June 6, 2015

fappetizer

viewing porn on a small screen (phone) while fapping. usually done in public restrooms, or while on a plane, train, boat, etc.

During his flight, Dan couldn't wait until he landed , so he went to the restroom and had himself a fappetizer.

by his dudliness October 15, 2015

Fapple

The act of pleasuring ones self after discovering there is going to be a new Apple product.

Scott had a fapple when they announced the new iPhone was going to have an even better camera!

by Hammertime April 25, 2016

fappit

Masturbatory Smartwatch. Similar to Fitbit.

Got a great workout using my Fappit today, says I masturbated for 7 miles.

by urbandicpick April 27, 2016

fappuccino

The act of continuing masturbation post-ejaculation, to the extent of frothing the seed to a cappuccino milk consistency; upon achieving maximum froth, proceed to sprinkle chocolate powder (not of an anal variety) on top and enjoy.

Example 1:

"I was gagging for a Starbucks during sex, so asked if he'd make me a fappuccino"
Example 2:
Person A - "I was getting tired whilst doing work so perked myself up with a cheeky fappuccino..."
Person B - "By yourself?"
Person A - "Of course! Nothing like a 'home brew'."

by BrokenSanity August 9, 2016