I fell on it

The medical equivalent of telling your mum that a virus downloaded all the porn on the computer. A common excuse from (often older) men who come into the ER with something strange stuck up their butt. Sure, that lubed potato was definitely fell on by accident, Mr. Montgomery Imdefinitelynotinthecloset.

Bob: “I fell on it” again?

Reginald: Look, I’m being serious! I was in the shower and that-
Bob: -lubed shampoo bottle went up your rectum?

by E hates Q April 25, 2023

Arl fella

Dad

Just been ribboned by me arl fella

by yemasleftflap May 15, 2023

Big Fella

Bandit Heeler

"What's wrong big fella?" - Bluey

by thebeatboxguy111 September 20, 2023

February fellas

Black people. February fellas are black people.

Ah it’s that time of year again! It’s the month of history for those February fellas!

by Bajookie December 18, 2023

Funky Fellas 100

It is a dance crew team name for suggestion.

Funky Fellas 100

by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023

pruned fella

You wouldn’t understand

‘Vikram’ is a pruned fella

by Definedit163485 March 22, 2024

Felonious fellas

A group of individuals threatening in appearance who appear to be participating in illegal activities.

My friend Tyler saw a group of felonious fellas behind a gas station.

by Fellowwordmaker223 December 12, 2024