dumpster diving

Instead of a smoke break it's a blow break...When two emloyees agree to meet near the dumpster for 60 seconds of oral pleasure.

Employee 1 asks," Hey, you wanna blow me?" ..Employee 2 replies," Sure. Why not? I'll meet you near the dumpster in five.". --Hence dumpster diving has a new meaning.

by P.T.T. March 6, 2007

dumpster

see upper deck

to shit wrecklessly.

After taking that dumpster I feel like I lost 10 pounds!

I need to go take a dumpster.

by goatse May 24, 2004

dumpster diving

Hanging out with really ugly chicks.

Guy friend: I was lookin through your facebook pics from that party, you sure were dumpster diving werent you!
Guy at party: I was so drunk I didnt even notice I was, were they that bad?

or

All these pretty girls are whack, lets go dumpsterdiving tonight

by bizzyare November 5, 2009

Cum Dumpster

Desiree. A slutty ho. Quite literally the town bicycle.

Have you visited the Cum Dumpster today? I did and it got me the clap

by Frankiethesecond July 6, 2014

badger cum dumpster

A dumpster with which a dozen badgers have a nice circle jerk until it is 25 percent full, and then sacrifice a human to draquana the Lord of the badger under world.

"Stacy's mom is gonna end up a badger cum dumpster"

by Badgercumdumster6969 December 8, 2016

dumpster diving

Finding any random hott slut and inserting your wang in her asshole.

Anal sex with hott bitches.

To any other male: "Dude I went dumpster diving last night."

by taylor April 20, 2004

Dumpster baby

A racist person who was neglected by their parents by being left in a dumpster as an infant and abandoned. Their hatred of other races stems from whatever race the abandoning parent was. All racists are dumpster babies. It's a fact.

That dumpster baby called me the N word.

by RacismKiller September 12, 2009