Desk Diving

The action performed by a person, usually an on-site IT technician, of installing or disconnecting cables for a desktop personal computer.

I've been desk diving all morning. I had four PCs to install.

by Bosco56 December 18, 2009

disinterpret

To completly dumb down anything for the majority of the population to understand.

Sir here is your state of the union speech, we made sure to disinterpret it for you

by The smartest person you know September 23, 2009

dumpster diving

The process of going down or eating out a woman's vagina. The vagina represents a dumpster with the individual performing the act thus representing a person(possibly a hobo or a trashman) getting trash out of the dumpster.

Jimmy got really drunk at that party and totally ended up going dumpster diving on Laura; she was quite ripe.

by dhme September 4, 2009

disintegrious

the opposite of integrious

Her intentions were disintegrious; she only wanted his money

by idigthebungee32 March 31, 2007

Divine Mandate

When you go with another man on a date to a homosexual site

Bill and John went on a date the other day to Build-a-Bear factory

Oh wow what a Divine Mandate!!!

by 69 guru April 2, 2010

helmet diving

The act of inserting one's penile helmet or the helmet of one's penis into the vaginal canal of a woman

Bobby and Gina decided it was a great time to go helmet diving.

by JGammizle February 20, 2011

Muff-Diving

Searching for a fat girl's vagina to initiate intercouse while layers and layers of blubbery lard get in your way. Thus making a diving maneuver completely necessary.

Guy 1: "Yeah, dude, I totally fucked ____ last night."
Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."

by Cam_bush13 June 19, 2017