If you hang around a girl named Alexa, she is cursed with the knowledge of being ass at basketball only making one to two shots a day. Apparently, the curse can spread to many other people, only the ones playing around her or with her will be affected the affected range is about a half-court away from people.
by Mikiischill December 10, 2018
Get the Alexa Cursemug. The ability to pull/flirt with/smash any girl except the girl you truly want causing your life to have meaningless encounters and relationships with several women. You must live with this curse
"she's not feeling me man, i hit it off with every other girl but she not into me like that"
" Damn you must have the JB curse bruh"
" Damn you must have the JB curse bruh"
by HBK JB March 31, 2021
Get the JB cursemug. -"Look at the goofy head at that guy!"
"Yes, me and my brothers were born with the Bourgeois Curse."
"Yes, me and my brothers were born with the Bourgeois Curse."
by 911YmereJ April 28, 2017
Get the Bourgeois Cursemug. Anyone who comes out of Big Apple Academy in Brooklyn will always end up dirt poor or incredibly rich.
Joshua got The Bambi Curse and ended up declaring bankruptcy at the age of 25. Jonny also got the curse but he ended up becoming a successful dentist.
by TypeShitEnthusiast August 13, 2024
Get the The Bambi Cursemug. When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018
Get the commissioner’s cursemug. by the shmoe zone October 23, 2020
Get the mt cursemug. A curse where after you post an Instagram with a girl you're banging, she breaks up with you soon after.
by tech4life February 26, 2017
Get the insta cursemug.