carbohydrate cooter

A fat pussy with one hell of a yeast infection.

Juan told me he almost died going down on becky because he's allergic to gluten, she must have a carbohydrate cooter.

by 69420master_meme_lord January 16, 2020

Cooter pile

A lady's vagina that looks like a raw sea scallop freshly opened...

I saw a woman at the gas station and knew for sure she had a gigunter cooter pile

by Stina1 December 23, 2016

Cooter Clap

When you punch a woman in the cooter

“Tyrell punched a woman in the vagina on the pier” “oh my gosh, he cooter clapped her!”

by Oscar’s wife January 22, 2021

cooter wind

Wind that comes from the cooter. Can be noisy or noiseless. Oder may indicate a visit to the clinic is needed

AJ puffed out some massive cooter wind. Ramon said he almost fainted.

by Boom-Pow July 24, 2024

bootcut cooter

A bootcut cooter is a well worn in/not gently used vagina. Considered to be very wide, loose, falling out of the body like a roast beef sandwich on a hot summers asphalt.

Did you hear what they say about her? They all say she has a bootcut cooter. She could go to Arby’s and they’d ask her to open her own restaurant with that bootcut cooter.

by Wildchild*69 November 27, 2024

Cooter spelunking

Another term for cunnilingus.

I did some cooter spelunking last nite! Amazing!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Cooter Snake

Someone who just wants pussy or dick.

A whore or a pimp aka man whore.

"Billy is such a cooter snake. He tried to fuck me on the first date."

"I'm not fucking with Jane anymore, all she wants is my dick. What a cooter snake"

by Khalani Delgado July 6, 2016