shark coochie board 

A shark coochie board is currently a popular assortment of deconstructed Lunchables, including processed meat pieces, cheese products, dried up old fruits you have laying around, leftover bread, and nuts you find between the couch cushions, etc., all artfully arranged on a board you've been saving for a project for a while. Derived from 15th century French "charcuterie".

Oooh, they went all out for this party with a shark coochie board!

shark coochie board by Postmarc December 21, 2020

dungeon coochie 

When a vagina smells like it has been fermenting for months in a dark, dirty, moldy, musty dungeon.

Yuck! That dirty sink smells like dungeon coochie!

dungeon coochie by Schristy July 12, 2017

stanky coochie 

when a female hasn’t washed her genitalia for a long time and it smells like a rotten fish market.

brad: bro chloe gotta stanky coochie
aiden: bro i know it smells like fish
brad: tastes like it too

stanky coochie by penistoes September 1, 2019

sloppy coochie 

A cooch that is so slip you almost lose control. The pleasure is non-existant all you know is its too sloppy to feel anything.

I was planning on banging Billy's mom then I heard she had a really sloppy coochie.

sloppy coochie by Mr.Boracus May 15, 2006

canned coochie 

Slang for male sex toys, notably Fleshlight® . Originated from a Spongebob meme.

Wow! I can't believe my favorite sex store has it! Canned coochie!

canned coochie by BigChodus September 12, 2019

catfish coochie 

a vagina that smells .some times dirty people (girls) are referred to this

Eww that girl has the same pen mark from yesterday,shes dirty.

No she has a catfish coochie

catfish coochie by the umkown word November 14, 2013

cobweb coochie

When you haven't had sex in a long time and cobwebs start cover your vagina

She's got cobweb coochie

cobweb coochie by King_hali March 27, 2017